Just chillin here… listening to ringtones I downloaded from LimeWire.

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What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.

Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because the drinks were on the house.

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account? Prime mates.

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra.

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A moosician.

What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear.